It’s entirely possible that this “about” is a wasted effort.

What can I tell you about myself?  I love my house to reek of incense, so intense you can taste it.

I am desperately hoping that seeing Placebo sing “Taste in Men” will actually change my Taste in Men.

Mine is shit house.

I am possibly up there in the “worlds worst housekeeper” stakes.

I am obsessed with vampire stories.  Buffy/Angel because I love it, Twilight because I love to ridicule it.

Nothing like an easy target.

My toenails hurt when they get too long, that’s how I know it’s time to cut them.

I want tattoos, but I’m so indecisive, I’m worried I’ll hate them before they’re finished.

Although: vines/St Christopher & trailing ivy seem to be a winner so far.

I have had a crush on the same man for 17 years, and I still can’t speak to him without turning red and stuttering.

I’m 32.  I live in Adelaide.  I work in a pub.

I’m single.  I don’t think I want kids.  I’m not sure about a boyfriend.

I miss my sister (she moved away).  And my best friend (he moved too).